Hipster

Mouthy, know nothing douche' bags, with no morals, who espouse their own superiority while decrying any class systems they think they encounter. They think money is boring, and reactionary, and should be redistributed, but are they willing to pay big bucks for a 40 year old hat, like the one that grandma tried to give them lat week. After all, if it didn't come from their local version of, 'Retro Sheik', it's just not the same. Many are sexually ambivalent, but in a hip way, not a sleazy, cloying way. Hipsters generally think Obama is the Savior, think Cheney is Satan. But they'll would turn on each other in .68 seconds if / when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.