Hipster
This person also indicated as traditional hotness in women is looked down upon, well this is because none of the hipster women are hot; they're more like the girl who sat in the corner and read, while wearing polka dotted dresses and had the bad acne. (There is nothing wrong with that, I encourage intelligence in women, but putting down women for being hot is a sign of jealousy and insecurity, which we all know transcribed into the modern day hipster.) Let's not forget most of the males who deemed these women as unattractive (You know, swimsuit models and such) never had a chance with them in the first place. So now they proclaim the female hipsters are refreshingly unique, independent, and beautiful for their minds and beauty as an excuse to date plane janes with granny sweater fetishes. This lack of success with the female gender transcribes into sexually confused, spineless effeminate males smoking the disgusting tasteless cigarette known as "Parliament cigarettes" while secretly wishing it was a cock in their mouth, due to their failure to develop any real game, and hang out with a crowd of semi-lesbian bisexual women and men in an effort to get laid. After many nights of Pabst blue ribbon and reading books they don't comprehend, they hold hands together and go back to their apartment for bisexual sex. Men on men and women on women action, not knowing the reasons why.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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