hippies

Long-haired, badly dressed, drug-using, unshowered, communist sympathizing, lazy-ass cowards who used pacifism as an excuse so they didn't have to serve in Vietnam without admitting that they were really just huge pussies who were afraid of dying for their country. All they did was listen to bad music and sit around all day complaining about how horrible life was for them, despite growing up during the most prosperous era of American history. Interestingly, hippies never actually tried to do anything about the "injustices of society" they constantly whined about. Despite claiming to be pacifists, they started some of the most violent riots in American history. Used "social protest" as an excuse to get high all of the time and not get jobs. Treated returning Vietnam veterans as baby-killing criminals. Hippies contributed absolutely nothing to society; in fact, they almost brought about the complete destruction of western civilization, democracy, and freedom as we know it.