hill person

hill people are the raddest bitches out. while being well equipped for the cold weather with their ponchos and strange, mangled feet, hill people are often the best people you will ever come across in your entire life. ever. noone goes hungry at a hill person's house, as they are assuredly the best cooks you know, and enjoy 'noah's ark-ing' your dinner plate. hill people also enjoy ruining their own lives by becoming the manager of a store completely by accident, and working a million billion hours in order to avoid their most gnomiest of companions. they also thoroughly approve of rainbows, snuggly nice doonas and tramping around in forests after cute boys.