High School
A place that isn't as bad as it sounds. As long as you have a good group of real friends, and get decent grades in your classes, you should live, and come out unscarred. Have fun, but remember these crucial rules: 1. if you get a boyfriend/girlfriend make sure you don't cheat on them, and if you date someone who is lower on the 'food chain' then you, so what? as long as you actually like them it doesn't matter. if anybody says anything, just shrug and say "whatever" it'll show that your not a sheep who will be influenced by them, and that you do what you want, which is something they will look up to, and they will respect you for it. 2. Make sure you have a good group of friends, don't pick people based on how they look, how popular they are or anything, base it on the important things you based it on when you were young; do you have fun with them? do you actually like this person? can you trust them? will they help you solve your problems if you have them? 3. don't be fake - many people will be nice to your face, but then behind your back they will say horrible things, don't be one of them, because it will get back to whoever you talk about, and they will be angry, don't act like a person's friend basically, be honest, if they think your mean, just say 'Im not mean, im honest.' at least your not a lying two faced bitch that way, just an honest person. 4. dont lie about anything important. if your teacher asks you where is your homework, go ahead and say 'i left it at home' thats not too important, and you can quickly do it later that night and hand it in the next day. But if somebody asks you to find out if theyre crush likes them back, and you find out they don't like them back, don't tell the person they do. Thats just mean. youd rather be labeled as honest remember?:P 5. Populars will be populars, dorks will be dorks, you will be you. Populars will always be invited to all the parties, and be well known in the school, dorks will never be invited to any parties and half of them will be majorly picked on, while the others hardly anybody knows they exist. You, whoever you are, will always be you, don't change that, because someone will always see through it, and know your just a poser, and thats lame - be yourself, its the best choice, and you'll find your real friends, and be much happier with yourself. As long as you follow these rules, you will live.
The Urban Dictionary Tee

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi

Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |