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highness can't actually be described in just one way or another. it varies from person to person and for each person it's an ever changing experience. there are levels to it, depending on what you're smoking, how much, your body weight, etc... and the things you do while you're high affect what it's like. the levels (that I've found) go as follows: buzz high- not actually high. you laugh at stupid shit and think about stuff. if you've ever mixed mountain dew and beer it's probably about like three of those. (wouldn't recommend drinking three of those btw) clear mind- everything seems clear and makes sense and everything just falls together. like if you've ever meditated imagine the same feeling when you finish times 5. window/window high- where you feel like you're sitting in a movie theatre watching a movie of yourself smoking pot, you lose feeling in your muscles. not like your leg's asleep more like you're a cyborg or some shit. you might find yourself staring at your hand because you think it's cool how you can make it move just by thinking about it. the difinition in the #1 spot describes it pretty well. tingle high- where everything you do feels CRAZY good and you can feel/smell EVERYTHING. you get tingly all over sometimes too. twizTID high- where you truely, honest to god aren't sure who you are or whether or not you're dreaming- you only remember things for a second or two and nothing feels real. then comes stoned- where you lack the motivation to even move and every muscle in your body just... dies like you're being weighed down by huge stones (that's why it's called stoned) so you stare off and just enjoy the sensations coming at you. lsd high (or mental high) where you start to see leprichans and after that comes unconcious.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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