hewitt

the act of scaling a flight of stairs by running full speed. Hewitt syndrome causes the inability to walk up or down flights of stairs. One who hewitts must run down/up them without exception. We also have identified that hewitting stairs is hereditary and will inflict entire families. Expert Hewitts can climb a 12-step flight of stairs in approximately 3.2 seconds. The title "Master Hewitt" is obtained when one can skip every other stair and scale a standard 12-stair array in less than 3 seconds. If someone develops the Hewitt syndromm, there is no cure and it becomes completely involuntary and uncontrolable. Hewitt syndrome becomes worse over the years and hase not yet been found curable. Evidence supports the only way to deal with the Hewitt epidemic is prevention. Removal of all stair cases and replacements with elevators, rope ladders, and firemans poles. NEVER LET A HEWITT AROUND AN ESCALATOR, Results could be deadly, some say hewitts can travel up a moving escalator at nearly 25 mph or 6 stp(stairs per second). This can be dangerous to anyone in the vicinity.