hella scene

When the Bay Area typical emo-nubs are done getting over themselves, they might get into scene. But it takes a lot to be 'hella scene' You gotta like grow your hair long in front, steal chicks' pants, (and shirts), and straighteners, get cut-off knit gloves from the kiddy section at wallys-world, realize that emo was some pop-culture bullshit from mid-90's rock disaster, ..eh. If you're hella scene, you are more scene than most scenesters, which means you probably stole (and abused) someone's eyeshadow. Hella scene can also refer to a region, specifically the East bay of SF bay area, of Nor*cal. it goes on, hella scene kids get mistaken for (modern) emo-tards. and then people die.