Hell Week

A week when in-laws stay at your home, causing severe migraines, intense frustration, and extreme muscle tension....mainly in the rectum and sphincter. This week includes awkward moments brought on by unusual conversations about your spouse, high likelihood of cold showers, the inability to sleep-in even though those around get to sleep however long they want, not enough food in the house even when you went to the grocery store only ten minutes ago, spending excess money, having to put the kids back to sleep because the conversations are too loud, crying babies, and no privacy. Sometimes one Hell Week is followed by one or more Hell Weeks and turns into a Hell Month. Hell Month, on rare occasions turn into Hell Lifetimes when one of the in-laws move into the home.