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hell Tee

is so funny. some of the things clasify as hell are acceptable meanings, but those who try to describe it? "little men in red horned pyjamas sticking pitchforks in your ass" hah! maybe you people should wake up to real world, yes? fuckin' psychos!! hell exists. i've seen it. satan? he's a dickhead. he doesn't rule hell. or at least, not the one you people think you know... hell is such a pretty place, although they could really do with some renovations. such a happy place, where the "demons" inhabiting it are beyond quite a few horror movies, although unlike most, they aren't entirely mindless beasts. its more like an alternate universe to this one. yeh, that about sums it up. and its preferable, because the "demons" and all that are my kind of people. we get along pretty good. and human souls? they dont go there, its more like they're reborn into this world, in which they can rise out of, to glory and god's grace and all that sappy bs. ugh. revolting. but, if they are destroyed in "hell", then they pass from all existance. believe me! by now you're asking yourselves: if i like "hell" so much, then why am i here? mainly because i'm on holiday... okay, i'm lying. i pissed off one of the major deities whos got friends in high places, so to speak, and i was sent to endure an entire mortal lifespan (the traditional holiday length), on this chunk of space-dust. it might not have been so bad had they sort of accidentally-on-purpose put me in such a dead-end life. i'm rambling again, aren't i?

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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