Height Flight

1. When a short man leaves a location because a taller man arrives. 2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men. 3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.