Haycraft
Hay▪craft /Hey▪kraft, Hey▪krahft/ A sexual intercourse maneuver involving a male who in the professional setting is subordinate, and female who is said males superior, esp. the insertion of the subordinate males penis into the vagina of the superior female where the subordinate male takes on the dominate role, the subordinate male at the peak of sexual excitation, removes the penis from the vagina and shoves it vigorously, with drive and vengeance, forcing it into the anus of the superior female while simultaneously giving the female a sharp thrust or blow, esp. with the fist, but maybe with other blunt objects typically to the back of the head, but maybe to the side or top of the head, usually accompanied in the now dominate male by ejaculation on rear body and hair of the now submissive (and possibly unconscious) superior female, this maneuver is conducted so it strikes or occurs with a sudden feeling of wonder or astonishment, as through its unexpectedness. Origin: Iraq. 2010; ME; OE hēgcræft strength, skill, domination; c. G Heukraft, ON heykraptr, Goth hawikracht.
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