Have you ever been to heaven tee
You've never been to Heaven, have you? Ooh, this the ride of your life Hold on 'cause, baby, I might I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie Ooh, baby, we can go fast I'll drive and you just lay back I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie I might take you home with this I might give you all of it Come get your dose of the sweetest pie Ooh, this the ride of your life Hold on 'cause, baby, I might I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie Baby, I'm the sweetest Pussy is the meanest Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin' Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin' Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team That body lookin' nice I got cake and I know he want a slice I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life I want that nasty, that freaky stuff Slid up under my bed and keep me up That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!