Harry Styles

a hipster in a boyband that likes to wear women's sweaters, sparkly boots, clip-on earrings, jeans so tight they're basically a new layer of skin, scarves wrapped around his hair like a cute little gypsy, and other various articles of decidedly hipster clothing. walks like the love child of a blind pigeon and a baby giraffe. has the body of a young supermodel, the mind of a five-year-old, and the heart of a quirky elderly man. also is one of the kindest and most ridiculous human beings the world has ever seen. plays scrabble with his mother, gets bullied on twitter by his sister, likes to go bike-riding in the middle of the night to get frozen yoghurt, and has grown to be so incredibly comfortable in his own skin that it almost frightens me how genuine he is. one of the most down-to-earth celebrities you could ever meet. has the smile of an angel but the tattoos of a fifty-year-old man in prison. looks like a top but acts like a bottom. may or may not be an actual human being.