Hansie
Hansie looks like the kind of guy who could convince your grandma he’s the future Prime Minister - pure, angelic, “never-hurt-a-fly” type vibes. Honestly, if Johnny Sins bumped into Hansie, he’d probably drop the ahem career and open a meditation retreat. But here’s the plot twist: behind that innocent Disney-prince face, Hansie is basically the main character of a rom-com directed by Netflix after midnight. Since Y2K, this guy’s been running the ultimate playboy franchise , smooth talks, cheeky winks, and the kind of charm that could make Siri blush. Girls don’t just fall for him they practically submit their heart, soul, and Spotify passwords to this undercover Casanova. And just when you think you’ve figured him out, Hansie pulls his wildcard: he’s not here for the obvious chase. Nope. He thrives on the forbidden levels of attraction , the family-friend girlie fuck and bang chaos, the drama-plot you’d see in a telenovela. Basically, if temptation had a CEO, it would be Hansie.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
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A - Length
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |