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Hannah Tee

HANNAH IS FUCKING AMAZING AND IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. SHE HATES HUMANS AND YOU ARE SPECIAL IF SHE LIKES YOU LET ALONE LOVES YOU. YOU MAY BREAK HER HEART, BUT AS SOON AS SHE GETS A CHANCE SHE WILL COME RUNNING BACK INTO UR ARMS BC SHE STUPID AF. SHE IS FUCKING TERRIFIED OF LIFE AND IS ALSO SCARED OF REJECTION. SHE HAS BEEN BROKEN TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT AND SOMETIMES JUST NEEDS A BREAKDOWN DAY. SHE LIKES POTATOES A LOT AND WILL EAT ALL YOUR FOOD. SHE GETS PISSED BY THE LITTLEST THINGS AND PRETENDS THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE WHEN ITS REALLY NOT. SHE HIDES THE CUTS AND SAYS GOOD THINGS ABT HERSELF WHEN SHE KNOWS THAT SHES LYING. SHE WISHES SHE WAS NORMAL SOMETIMES AND IS EMBARRASSED OF HERSELF. SHE GETS JEALOUS FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS AND HAS MIXED EMOTIONS ALL THE TIME. SHE NEEDS HELP BUT IS TOO SCARED TO ASK SO SHE HANDLES SHIT BY HERSELF. SHES SCARED TO LOSE HER LOVED ONES AND WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, EVEN IF THAT MEANS TAKING A BULLET. SOMETIMES THE ONES SHE WILL TAKE THE BULLETS FOR ARE THE ONES THAT ARE BEHIND THE TRIGGER. I don't know why i just did that in all caps but whatever, you can deal with it.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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