Hamden
Hamden is an interesting town. It consists of the crappy strip mall and the only place to hang out is the North Haven movie theater, the Plaza, or go bowling. The plaza is a boring place to walk around and full of drug deals. Bowling alley, if you go and your white, haha good luck. Hamden is full of the typical crowded elementary schools and the dumpy middle school which is probably in the worst possible location of the whole town. And yes, it is built on a toxic waste dumb. The new one being built should be a lot better but has already caused problems with the old hags complaining about some memorial there. The middle school is where the kids are first being introduced to smoking and drugs. Many parents also do their best to try and have their kids avoid this school by either sending them to the catholic or private schools. Then there is the high school where there is everything imaginable. Ya got the preps, gangsters, wiggers (white people wanting to be black), goths, emo kids wanting to kill themselves, the pot heads, special ed kids, jocks, hispanics, cheerleaders that everyone pretty much hates, the amazing dance team, the hockey players, and yeah.. we have transvestites. If you are white, and not popular you will find it very scary walking down the hallways and do NOT look at the black girls wrong, just watch for that. Smoking goes on in the bathroom and all the people smell like smoke in the classrooms but the teachers seems oblivious to everything. The only sport that really exists is the hockey team and maybe the football team, even though they kind of suck and there are the occasional gun shots at the games. Sports are not one of Hamden's finest or you can cinsider not a lot of the kids athletic. You usually only get onto a team if your mom or dad is the coach. Hamden preppy kids wear Hollister like it is their life because it is the cheap form of Abercrombie & Fitch which maybe only 20% of the people in the town can afford. The side of town near New Haven, just stay away at night, you may get shot. We have two main catholic schools, St. Rita's (Retards) and St. Stephen's (Stupids). The St Rita kids all come out of that school messed up and become future man whores or sluts. St stephen kids come out having no friends or life. The kids coming out of this school either go to HHS or if they can afford it.. Notre Dame of West Haven or Sacred Heart Academy. SHA is what most people call it and you can consider those girls the "hoe's on the hill." No one likes them and the only people that like the school are the ones that go there. They think they are the shit. Quinnipiac is also part of hamden and you will find about 4 accidents a week in the paper with those kids drunk driving or having too loud of parties and they are pretty much taking over Hamden. A lot of people comsider this H-Town because they want to sound ghetto.
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