Halle Berry Tee
A woman who is at least a decent actress who even if her performance or appearance may not be the greatest, she can easily come off as a very charming, beautiful, and smart. Disagree if you will. Also, you know you find her sexy as hell regardless of what you don't like about her. A woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously masturbated to her pics until your penis lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a fag. From her topless scene in Swordfish and coming out of the water on one of Cuba's beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when I got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: Die Another Day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in Catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare ass in that nude shower scene in Gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist wank off and rethink their position on racial politics. Here's to hoping to the almighty God in Heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of Playboy magazine. My dick twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.