gypsy

Preteen children who wander around large cities and steal from stores and have no parents to speak of. They usually travel in large packs to distract people who are being stolen from, and the sheer number of them confuses people, as they all look the same. The female gypsies have long hair and earrings bigger than their heads, and wear slutty fake designer clothes that they usually stole, although they have no developed any boobs, carry huge bags (or better yet, large strollers containing their siblings) to hide things in. The male gypsies look like they need a haircut and wear crappy old graphic tees and shorts, year-round. They walk everywhere, but if caught stealing, they somehow manage to disappear at the speed of light.