Guido
Real guidos are from Westechester, the Bronx (morris park, Fordham), Yonkers, etc. Guidos like to spend their time getting swole at the gym, tanning, and driving around in their whip (usually a black or white bmw, acura, camaro, or cadillac). Clubbing is a huge part of guido culture. Guidos love house music and frolicing and fist pumping at the clubs (Pacha, Surf Club, etc.) A lot of guidos are usually in relationships with their guidette counterpart. Italian girls make the best girlfriends. Many guidos find work at gyms or at family related businesses, such as pizzerias or family restaurants, and of course, at tanning salons (Hollywood tans). Guidos can be some of the most loyal people you will ever meet, just don't double cross them or you'll have bigger prolems to worry about. The guido appearance is very distinct; usually shop at express, armani exchange, ed hardy, tapout, affliction, true religion, lacoste, burberry. Guidos always have nice designer jeans and freshly ironed button downs. Guidos usually wear nike air maxs in either all white or all black, or all white reeboks, air force 1s, puma sneakers, timberland boots. A guido might sport a velour tracksuit. Most wear figaro or mariner chains with either a cross, or an Italian horn. Grooming is very important. They go tanning, get their eyebrows waxed, wear cologne (armani code) and either have a blowout haircut, fohawk, or closely cut hair. Guidos will do anything for their family and friends.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
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| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |