Guido

Original Version- A white, obnoxious, male, that listens to disco music. This term was often used in the 70's by people who listened to rock music and thought disco was bad. Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos" which were labbled "Stellas". The Guidos and Stellas would mostly listen to music that was easy to "hustle" to, such as The Village People or Earth, Wind, Fire. These Guidos usally wore bright bell bottum pants with bright botton up shirts and platform shoes, with greasy hair. These guidos died with disco. Jersey Shore Verison- An Itilan American male, that lives in the New York/New Jersey tri-state area. This guido spends his days working out at the gym and going spray or bed tanning. His nights usally consume of wearing tight clothes, greasing his hair up and going clubbing to score chicks, and for some reason thinks he's going to get one. The guido does these types of activities way up into his late 30's. This guido usally hangs out with the "girl guido" The Guidette. Who is usally an over tanned, dramtic, slut. This trend was made famous by the tv show Jersey Shore, which is about 8 guidos and guidettes getting drunk and getting laid. Hopfully these guidos die with the show.