guano cave

1) A goopy, smelly vagina. A snotty stoonch. 2) A bat cave oozing truffle butter, cunk, guano or other poop-like deposits of organic matter. Origin: Spelunkers (cave explorers) commonly see piles of bat guano caking the floor of caves, along with stalactites, stalagmites and other crusty deposits. Likewise, the human pootytang can produce an assortment of cunk, coochie butter, slag and cum that emits a fishy, tangy or mangy scent. The rectum’s proximity to the twat also creates opportunities for dookie to stink up a woman’s coochie. Hence, “guano cave” is the technical term when we’re dealing with a pungent stoonch with visible gunk, that emits not just fishy, tangy or musty odor—but a robust, spicy, fecal fragrance. Synonyms: stoonch, dookie cookie, poopy pootytang, bat cave, skunk, rotten cookie, queefing wookie