Gremlin

Gremlin originated from the smash box office hit “Gremlins” in 1984. Took new meaning when an individual known as JPL (22 years of age; part owner and manager of Shoppers Café, Waltham, MA.) was labeled for resembling the character in the movie. The true Gremlin comes out not at midnight, but after consuming at pint of Jack Daniels and hitting the ski slopes (Yinnngggggg yingg) for weekends at a time. Gremlins are known to have an aggressive sexual record of sleeping with over 50 girls of all various sizes, ages, and at least one best friend’s sister (2002 MIAA D-1 Hockey State Finals after party 1:23am). White –top mountain ranges around the genital area although a common feature, is not mandatory for all Gremlin’s to have. Gremlins, although very crazy and seek trouble, do become the life of party and generate quality quotes for the next day when things are back to normal.