Greek Hayfever

During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure. This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms. Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes -Redness or swelling of the eyes -Running nose -Sinus irritation In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.