greek

I’m 100% greek, your meals every night consist of your Yiayias meatballs and your mothers pastchio. You have ab 49492 cousins and you call all of your greek friends your cousins too, you usually get asked the comment questions “ did you watch big fat Greek wedding??” or “do you believe and zeus and like Poseidon?”. when your friends come over your parents feed them over amounts of food and they never leave the house on an empty stomach, and you’re easter is like a party for a whole week, you go to church for hours every day during that week and the italians boonk ganged our fucking meatballs, on thanksgiving you usually see ur theo and dad hanging a lamb from a tree in the backyard and cooking it calling it dinner, and your thea chases you around the house with the eye of the lamb on a fork telling you to eat it because it makes you “smarter” you always eat fish, lamb etc. Whole, meaning brain guts all that good stuff, you have an ego where greeks basically created everything on planet earth and it’s the most superior cutler to all others. and people don’t understand that we aren’t yelling, that’s how we talk. greeks are known for doing it in the ass. (doing it greek style) the common names are usually “niko, yianni, gorge, anastasia, eleni, etc.” and everyone’s last name is so long to pronounce is confusing and it always ends with “oulos” or “os”. All greeks are a big happy family and we all love each other and if ur not greek then gtfo, ur not invited