Grape Soda

A genetically modified form of carbonated water containing grape flavoring. This deliciously addictive substance was first introduced to inner city black communities in the 1950's as a way of suppressing people of color by causing hypertension and/or high blood pressure. In the early 90's government scientists again altered Grape Soda by adding certain compounds, that when mixed with Newports and Hot Cheetos, creates a euphoric high. This convenience store trifecta of unhealthy choices has destroyed the black community and Grape Soda is truly the genesis of the plight of the African Amercan in the United States today.