Grandrous Lifestyle Tee
To indulge in life to its fullest by engaging in activities such as: 1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol 2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern) 3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice 4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive 5. jumping thru your own back windshield 6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot 7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops 8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold 9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons 10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events 11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes 12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it 13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties 14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo 15. man-e-facing
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means