Grand Theft Auto Side Effects...

The Act Of Where Youre Not Aware that you are performing acts in real life that resemble ideas or depictions from any grand theft auto game. often happens when a new grand theft auto comes out or you have played grand theft auto in excess of more then 8 hours in one day. 1. Running against a wall and not moving anywhere (AKA getting stuck on a wall) 2. Taking a base ball bat and hitting the ground in repetive pattern, often associated with the bomp bopm bomp bomp sound your bat makes. 3. Taking a bicycle or a 1982 el camino and trying to jump of mountains named after mexican dishes. 4. Trying to open a Police Cruiser's door by shaking the handle twice then running. 5. Jacking a vehicle by punching some one twice in the head then ripping them out of the vehicle throwing them to the ground and occasionaly hopping over the gear box while saying something along the lines of "I need this" 6. when youre getting ready to get hit by a vehicle you might yell something that has no purpose "Cheezy Vaginas" 7. Payng for a hooker, letting her get out and run her over with said vehicle and picking your money back up. 8. jumping walking or running abnormaly as if you are half human half gorilla. 9. having the thought of if you die you can just start over at your nearest hospital. 10. anytime something unfortunate occurs, you are the first to yell WASTED... 11. Having Weapons Appear In Your Hands when you press the D pad to your life.