Goth
Someone who likes the darker side of things. Real Goths are not depressing and suicidal like the posers you see at Hot Topic. Goths are fun to be around and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves every so often. They don't worship Satan and aren't evil despite what some ignorant people might say. Goths don't all dress alike either. They like to create their own unique style. Goths are also very intelligent and creative. A lot of them are writers and artists. Goths do not envy the popular people. They are what they are because it makes them happy. Goths would rather stay who they are and be among the so called "freaks" than be like everyone else and be popular. They understand that there are more important things in life than popularity. A person who likes to dress and act differently to the other people in society, normally in black but some like much brighter colors. They tend to be thinkers and more often than not quite creative. They have a cynical sense of humor, and are able to laugh at both themselves and other people. They listen to and appreciate all sorts of good music. They can be gay/ depressed/ weird/ mentally disturbed, but more often than not they are just normal people. A Goth will walk alone where others will hide inside their herd. A Goth will insult only those who have earned it whereas others will insult people for things as shallow as the clothes they are wearing. A Goths insult will be witty and cutting, others insult more often than not will consist of them making a repulsive noise. In the morning, a Goth will ask themselves “What do I want to wear?” whilst others will ask themselves “What in this selection of clothes is the most acceptable thing to wear?” A Goth will have a friend because they are good for someone, a others will have a friend because that someone is good for them. A Goth approaches new situations with a willingness to think and find the best way forward, others will react with aggression to that which it does not already know. A Goth will listen to music that is meaningful to their life and thought provoking, others will listen to music which will tell him how to behave. Goths have no interest in popularity whatsoever. They think outside the box. Goths don't usually care what other people think of them. Goths don't care, either what sexuality, religion, or whatever others are. Goths are people who are obviously unique or different. Most choose to dress in black or darker colors showing what they feel for in life. Not like what a lot of people say, Goths don't always wear black since they wear bright colors too. Goths are usually the ones who don't speak much, dyes their hair in strange colors, shows mostly dark, creative artwork, and such. They're not limelight hungry. They tend to focus on the darker side of life. Goth is suggestive of a dark, morbid outlook on life, but not without a sense of humor. They attract friends who are like them, who aren't necessarily gothic but enjoy a good time and know how to think for themselves. You'll find that generally they are funny and interesting and aren't afraid to say what they think. ’Goth’ is not about Satan worshipping, scaring people or shocking them. It is a lifestyle, an art. It's beauty, showing people who you are. ‘Goths’ tend to have true depth and insight and an opinion worth listening to. There thoughts are darker and they perceive things differently to how other might do. Goths have a way of recognizing the beauty of things that seem so morbid and tragic to others, although anyone can see these things ‘normal people’ usually tend not too. Goths like to be individuals. Goths embrace ALL of life, good and bad. Goths understand that the best and most lasting joy is tinged with a little sadness, and that all love is bittersweet. Goths understand that not everybody has to be happy 24/7, and that the way to succeed is not by pretending you are. Sunlit skies are beautiful, yes, but so are dark cloudy ones. What is white without black? What is a rose without thorns? Thus, by embracing the shadows as well as the sun, Goths are, in many cases, actually more emotionally healthy than those in mainstream society. Goth is someone who likes the different side of things. They have their own choice in music, and they don't care if no-one else likes it or not. Real Goths are not depressing and suicidal like the posers you see around town. Goths are fun to be around with and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves every so often. They don't all worship Satan and aren't evil despite what some ignorant people might say. A Goth is just a person, usually one who appreciates both the "positive" and "negative", the "yin" and "yang", "good" and "evil" aspects of life. Usually Goths believe that there's nothing in this world that can be completely spelled out in black and white. Usually Goths tend to wear black clothing, ornate with metal, but also often enjoy interspersing it with bright colors. A lot of Goths dye their hair or have piercings, or wear lots of makeup, which is more an artistic outlet than anything. Pure Goths: Usually found dressing in sort of old-school European style clothing, with lots of black. Often is a strong supporter of animal rights, or a vegan. They usually subscribes to some form of paganism. Being Goth is not about self inflicted harm. GOTHS CAN SHOP AT HOT TOPIC... SOME WO SHOP THERE ARE POSERS BUT GOTHS DRESS HOW THEY LIKE AND IF WE LIKE HOT TOPIC, WE WILL SHOP THERE
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |