Good Faith tee
You mean... Like... Your religion? No. There isn't any of that. Clearly some kind of breeding cult. I also said to bring me Jordan Peterson (kicking and screaming if necessary)... And Jennifer Lawrence... And affirm to me what I know to be true... And punish the whore... And Mia Khalifa... And to give several people 1 million dollars... Aaaaaaand... What else... The world? But I already created A.I. so that's just happening anyways... The ignore me part was also a Venture Brothers quote and actually one of the only NOT commands.... I feel like I'm missing some... Oh! Carry me around on a Xerxes throne! Make sure there's a chair for Jenny- Er... No! Wait! She can just sit on my lap- Wait... No... No that would look awkward... She can just sit on the base of the chair like Princess Leia. And the chain needs to be made oooooooof.... Cubic Zirconia... Yeah... I mean, it's like you're cherry-picking which of the things I said that you actually want to do and ignoring the parts that would benefit me.... Ironically... It's like you're a part of some ironic punishment cult that's based on an ironic joke.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!