god

A god is a supreme being who will give you good stuff if you honor them. They will screw you if you dis them. A god is not to be confused with God. God is one dude. A god is any of a number of dudes. All gods put together, do the same work as God. The water god, the fire god, the fertility god, the pizza god. There are also godesses. The fertility goddess and fertility god are joined together at the crotch. If you pray to God, you go to heaven. If you pray to a god, you get what they specialize in. Pray to the pizza god, and you get a tasty pizza. Pray to the fire god, and he gives you some wood to rub together, or a lighter.