glutard

One who often and aggressively expresses their opinion about gluten but knows almost nothing about it. A Glutard will not know: - What gluten actually is. - That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted. - What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease). - How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair) A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as: - gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry." - gluten free food is more "natural." - gluten causes cancer. - gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc. - Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG) A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products. True example: Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?" Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."