Glendive

One of many small towns located in the big-ass state known as Montana, where there are more cows than peoples and those peoples makes fun of white peoples even tho they're all white too. Indians roam here(watch out--they'll scalp ya). Bluffos run here, wild and fluffy as they're fluff blows like fluff in the wind. Well, okay, there aren't really in glendive, but w/e. In this small town there also exists a strange specimin known as el "teenager," a rare mysterious creature that may have rainbows for hair, sing loudly in cars, giggle incessantly, and do random things. NO! I am not a teenager. I'm a man. A biiiig strong man(said with a deep, black voice, cha).