Ginger

Soulless freaks with disgusting freckles and nasty red hair. They are unfortunately infected with gingervitis which is fatal and has no known cure. If they are exposed to the sun, they will burn up and die. Good. They are pretty much vampires, but worse. If you are bitten by one, you should get yourself checked, you may be infected. If infected, you might as well kill yourself because you have nothing to live for. When you see them, they make you throw up in your mouth. They try to act like they're normal, but they're not. If you know a ginger, please call animal control or just put them down yourself. Please do the world a favor, and do not breed with these disgusting creatures. If you do and you have a ginger child, you will have to live with the guilt that you helped create the spawn of the evil.