ghonnaherpipsyphalitus

(gona-herpi-sifa-lite-us) A staggering combination of STD's that form into one super disease that eats your flesh from the inside out and turns you into blob shaped like a fire hydrant crossed with a carrot with a fucked up hair cut. Usually contracted from "Guidettes and Guidos" by sexual means and skin contact. But it is also airborn within 10 feet of a carrier. The original source was reported to be a ravenous drunken skank troll named "Snooki" Due to the downward spiral of society it has become prevalent amongst teenage idiots and semi-retarded 20 somethings in North America. If contracted; pray to whatever god you wish and kiss your ass goodbye.