Gerardism

Gerardism is a monotheistic religion founded in 2021 G.I Gerard Time based on the teachinas of their god "Gerard The Dick Slug”. Its adherents, known as Gerardists, make up a small percent of exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise. You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra “Gerard is all that is holy. Gerard will take us to the motherland. Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you. Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”