george bush

possibly one of the more successful imbelices of our time, george w bush is a texan man whose father led us into the gulf war. bush jr, upon arriving in the oval office, spent aproximatly 15 minutes playing with the swivel chair (it amuses him) before stopping, waiting for the dizzyness to stop, and saying, "we need an excuse for a war." it was only about 4 years later that george realized that fighting a badly planned war against a vaguely defined enemy was going to take some work. recent studies show bush is actually twelve years old, and has just aged freakishly fast. perhaps this explains why he chooses his friends as government officials, hates gays, cannot speak intelligently and was at a birthday party during hurricane katrina. and let's not forget georgie's greatest quote yet: "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our people and our country, and neither do we." only another year, folks, and this age of american terror will end. (ps-how will our grandchildren remember this generation? i know: "the generation bush f**ked up.")