Ged
Ged was an amazingly powerful Archmage created by "Lotus-Position Tom" back in the D&D Days. Ged supposedly operated a flying castle powered with the energy of a harnessed black hole. Although he seemed invincible to everything, his only weakness was something like "he can only be killed by a needle coated with the drool of a ghost during the Full Moon and in the shadow of an ancient oak tree" Facts: 1. He was the son of Asmodeus 2. He would always fly around in the Lotus Position 3. For a time, he served Nemesis Tor'turre, always following him 6 feet behind and 3 feet off the ground 4. Wielded a staff that could launch a Fire Fan from one end, and a Heat Beam from the other, for 6d6 damage each 5. Had 312 HP at last count 6. Seemed to always be casting a 9HD Fireball at someone or something 7. Claimed to be the "Master of Dragons" (Tiamat scoffed at this claim) 8. Was turned into a figurine by Demogorgon for betraying Nemesis Tor'turre and Zontar 9. Was summoned via said figurine and subsequently slain by Nemesis Tor'turre, Zontar, Justin DaDoom, Jarga Sin, Telyx, and possibly one or two other foes 10. Was considered to be an untrustworthy asshole by most of his fellow party members
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