Gay Kebab Tee
This is a long line of homosexual, bisexual, trisexual, and/or pansexual men who are "linked" together using the classic "dick-in-ass" method of connection. All of the men should be lying on their sides while performing this act, so the product actually looks like a kebab of gay men lying on a grill (hence the term "gay kebab"). However, it is also possible to do this while standing. In order for this to truly look like an actual kebab, the final member of the group should have some sort of skin-toned phallic object (a dildo, for example) visibly sticking out of his ass. Think about it; wouldn't it look like a very long sex toy is penetrating a long line of gay men through their asses, just as how a long toothpick skewers a long line of food items in an edible kebab? In order to add more originality to the kebab, the men taking part in the formation could try to distinguish themselves from one another. For example, the men can make different poses in order to appear as the different "ingredients" of a kebab. Also, an alternating pattern of Asian and Caucasian participants would surely add variety to this array of succulent hunks. Hell, you can even throw in the occasional hermaphrodite to really spice up the rack! All in all, the purpose of doing this is to be creative and have fun. NOTE: A similar formation, consisting of women wearing strap-ons in order to perform this act, is called a "Lez Kebab." Likewise, a mixture of men and women taking part in this arrangement is called an "Androgybab."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.