Gangreas tee
The Eastern European Gangreas (gangreatum australopetecus) is a fascinating relic from a strange time in earths evolution of wildlife. This creature communicates in antiquated memes, fortnite dances and homophobic slurs. This creature has an aversion towards females of the same species. When threatened this passive herbivores best chance at survival is to flee. His diet consists mostly of takeaway food and cheap sugar based alcoholic cocktails. Because of this strenuous diet, the wild Gangreas sleeps up to 14h a day for up to 98 hours every single week. Only to emerge from its burrow dig himself deeper into financial distress buying games he will never play and gambling over cryptocurrencies. Much like the rooster, the Gangreas stores its phallus inside its body to protect it from attacks from females of the same species. Unfortunately, the wild Gangreas has been heavily used in laboratory studies rendering most of its species utterly addicted to nicotine and the approval of others. This has also lowered the species average self esteem to a very low level, where its almost impossible for any of them to emerge from their burrows. While regularily ill with various illnesses, this species is very adverse to vaccinations that could help it stay fairly healthy Truly a sad and fascinating existence.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!