gang stalking tee
Gang stalking is the act of large surveillance teams continuously tracking, stalking and surveilling 'Targeted Individuals' on a watchlist. The tracking is done primarily via picking up the target's mobile phone location using cell site simulators (eg. 'stingray'). This tracking beacon is then used to auto-detect when the target is 'on the move'. The surveillance team - 50+ in number - will then 'line the route' of the target, surveil them using covert camera's, and transmit the footage back to a control center using 5g. The surveillance teams are in the guise of people such as taxi's drivers, joggers, cyclists etc and are rotated around the country each day so the numberplates cannot be tracked. Custom-made apps feature: * profiles for each target * a mapping system with the exact location of the target * automatic 'on the move' detection * satnav directions * starring of the targets favourite locations * a messaging system * live camera feed's (from the front/rear of the vehicle). Common surveillance team features are color coordination, subtle hand signals, 'brighting' (illumination of the target) and same time entry/exit. The target may also experience other investigatory techniques and/or harassment with experimental military technology. It is a violation of multiple human rights, but is difficult to prove. The only way to get off the list is to leave the country. Most people think it is paranoia/delusion when they first hear about it, but it is real.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!