Gamebastard Tee
(NOUN) A gamer (one who plays video games), particularly of the prepubescent/pre-teen through adult age, who plays video games hours on end. Spends any bit of left over free time to play that game. Total weekly gameplay is typically around 135 hours (A whole week is 168 hours) but can dramatically decrease during the school year. SIGNS ARE: Usually gets super pissed off if ANYONE dares to enter his room. Resides in a single room for hours and never comes out, except to eat, poop and pee. Absolutely despises bright light (think of the monsters in "I AM LEGEND"), except for his computer screen. VERY anti-social unless with his so called "friends" online. Cluttered desk/couch area with dirty/moldy dishes when he didn't want to eat with his family. Is moody ALL THE TIME from 3-4 hours of sleep every night (unless if he decides to pull multiple all-nighters, expect results to exponentially increase). If there is an opportunity to venture into his room without detection, you will notice a nasty stench followed by a horrid sight of his W, A, S, D and spacebar keys on his keyboard are all worn through, revealing tiny plastic mirrors. Same for his mouse, there should be signs of nasty food stuck on that G5 with worn down buttons. Oh, and if he does not have a job (or a life), expect him to constantly demand you to buy monthly subscriptions to Blizzard. *Note: Not all gamebastards play the same game. Some play on XBox, PS3 and PC.
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Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!