Galindo
Galindo is a piece of foreskin. Weather chopped off and in a pile with other foreskins or still attached. Galindo's are hoods that collect and develop perspiration and sweat. Sometimes can be a hood for a term known as dick cheese, which makes the cheese curd and curdle into big stinky chunks that have putrid and rancid odor. Also can develop many STDs and is served as an incubator for disease and stench. Sometimes the odor is that of stale sardines. Derived from the ancient King John of England VII. John Galindo who is the king of stinky dick cheese and also the origin of why toilets are named Johns.
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