Furfag

Honestly, there would be no Urban Dictionary entires for furfags if they were all 18 year-old, large chested women in wolf costumes, because all men would be doing something else. This isn't the case though. Sadly to this day, furries are the exact opposite. Furries are the scumbags of the Internet, hopefully to die alone, most like in the way Mr. Hands went. Furries in general are so morbidly unattractive that Sarah Jessica Parker may actually look like an attractive donkey standing next to one. In a dog's nutshell, furfags are whiny bitches that have an odd fetish for zoophilia, and like to jack the leggy to half animal cartoon pr0n. Furries actually like to justify their fetish everywhere they go bringing their molested cats and animal costumes to every public area. Furfags claim to have no feelings of bestiality, although everyone knows this is complete horseshit and they are weird perverts idoling Mr. Hands to a degree.