Fucktrumpet tee
Noun Origin: 2014, to refer to white, male politicians who only care about obtaining power and control 2016 Usage: The term has become a suitable replacement for "fuckboy" or "douchebag", particularly because the former is a more generalized insult and the latter can be interpreted as insulting toward women. A fucktrumpet is a person, generally male, who socially engages with people just for the purpose of obtaining power, pride, and a sense of control. This typically involves sex and relationships. The archetype for the fucktrumpet is any man who entertains another male/female for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure. Most commonly, a fucktrumpet will rope someone into a relationship as a means to stabilizing their uninteresting life, only to use them up and throw them out when the next fancy comes along. Lying, cheating, and bullshitting are the most effective weapons utilized by the average fucktrumpet. If you come across a fucktrumpet, you will be alerted by a few distinctive features: 1) Neck chains and fancy lighters 2) Usually prefers 1 on 1 engagements with people. Bullshit is easy to sell when you're not among large groups. 3) Lives with their parents, but are over 25. Typically this results from their inability to be socially adept at holding even a job at McDonalds. 4) Dresses in $50 t-shirts 5) Insults people who are clearly more intellectual, classy, and successful 6) Can't remember the name of their date when they bring her to the party/club
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Fucktrumpet tshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.