Fucktrumpet Mug
Noun Origin: 2014, to refer to white, male politicians who only care about obtaining power and control 2016 Usage: The term has become a suitable replacement for "fuckboy" or "douchebag", particularly because the former is a more generalized insult and the latter can be interpreted as insulting toward women. A fucktrumpet is a person, generally male, who socially engages with people just for the purpose of obtaining power, pride, and a sense of control. This typically involves sex and relationships. The archetype for the fucktrumpet is any man who entertains another male/female for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure. Most commonly, a fucktrumpet will rope someone into a relationship as a means to stabilizing their uninteresting life, only to use them up and throw them out when the next fancy comes along. Lying, cheating, and bullshitting are the most effective weapons utilized by the average fucktrumpet. If you come across a fucktrumpet, you will be alerted by a few distinctive features: 1) Neck chains and fancy lighters 2) Usually prefers 1 on 1 engagements with people. Bullshit is easy to sell when you're not among large groups. 3) Lives with their parents, but are over 25. Typically this results from their inability to be socially adept at holding even a job at McDonalds. 4) Dresses in $50 t-shirts 5) Insults people who are clearly more intellectual, classy, and successful 6) Can't remember the name of their date when they bring her to the party/club
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
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Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
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My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
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