Friendzoned

Verb Definition of Friendzoned: 1) to be neutered on a spiritual level 2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life. Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This "virtual castration," as it is often referred to by scientists, only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature. However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.