Friendship Time Out Tee
Friendship time out, is a legal term for when your friends have crossed a line and need to learn their place. Follows is a base document: That's it your on an official friendship time out for (amount of time). Section A. Congratulations. You are no longer my friend until (time/date) Section B. contact will be limited to hello or a nod, you are prohibited from making attempts to initiate responses from the plaintiff (me) until such time as stated in section A Section C. Any parties, gatherings or outings must be first announced to the plaintiff so avoidance can be more easily accomplished, failure to do so will be seen as an attempt to establish contact (as per section B) if both plaintiff and accused are agreed in a party then a third party must be present at all times to limit contact and act as a go between. (Third party cannot be a partner or family member.) Section D. If you agree to these terms simply reply yes, otherwise further action will be taken to ensure the safety and the avoidance of the plaintiff from the accused. Section E. Blackmail will lead to extensions in time out as well as further clauses added to contract. Bribery on the other hand will be accepted and, depending on the bribe, the contract will be altered from original date (see Section A) but constant bad bribe offers will be seen as harassment per section B. Sincerely,
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!