Freshcalade

A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to: -Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger - Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny -TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc. -Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of obnoxious power -Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery. -A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city blocks away Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".