FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA
I'm the kinda guy Who don't pick up the phone I sneak around the room I bitch about and moan People make me nervous Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone Free and freaky in the USA My sister went to war She tied a guy up on leash I think about it, sometimes While I'm sittin' on the beach I know it sounds silly I hate it when people look at me the wrong way Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA England and France These cultures are old The cheese is stinky And the beer ain't cold When i go over there I make sure I gotta walk bold Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA Woah, today, my mind begins to stray I sit around an old house Schemin' in the dark I'm walkin' all alone In a bath robe, in the park I feel a touch of evil But I guess it'll be OK Free and freaky in the USA
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |